Haiku a thon 2013 DONE 90-100!!

Haiku 90

Here we go, last 10

Two bottles of champagne done

I'm coherent truth.

Haiku 91

I keep drinkin' cause

I love it. I keep grinding

Because I love it.

Haiku 92

Knick Knack Paddy Whack

Give me the soca riddim

in the top forty.

Haiku 93

I'm more Rob than Bob

I can dance living dead girl

long for Marley hope.

Haiku 94

Suge Knight killed Tupac

P diddy killed biggy..so

Justice this year please.

Haiku 95

I love my cat lady

she's my wild feline fatale

I paint her with love.

Haiku 96

Kiss me Kiss me please

I need to write four haikus

The well is so dry.

Haiku 97

At midnight I'd kiss

 a ghost who'd kiss me back hard

but coming back? No.

Haiku 98

My arms hold this world

so full of kaboom and hope

Lets explode nasty.

Haiku 99

Let's do this crazy

nip slips, carpet flips,let's fall

into the wild yes.

Haiku 100

I want to tell you

mad stories of fishing quiet

baitshacks, earth worms, love.

Haiku a thon 2013 DONE 90-100!!

Haiku 90

Here we go, last 10

Two bottles of champagne done

I'm coherent truth.

Haiku 91

I keep drinkin' cause

I love it. I keep grinding

Because I love it.

Haiku 92

Knick Knack Paddy Whack

Give me the soca riddim

in the top forty.

Haiku 93

I'm more Rob than Bob

I can dance living dead girl

long for Marley hope.

Haiku 94

Suge Knight killed Tupac

P diddy killed biggy..so

Justice this year please.

Haiku 95

I love my cat lady

she's my wild feline fatale

I paint her with love.

Haiku 96

Kiss me Kiss me please

I need to write four haikus

The well is so dry.

Haiku 97

At midnight I'd kiss

 a ghost who'd kiss me back hard

but coming back? No.

Haiku 98

My arms hold this world

so full of kaboom and hope

Lets explode nasty.

Haiku 99

Let's do this crazy

nip slips, carpet flips,let's fall

into the wild yes.

Haiku 100

I want to tell you

mad stories of fishing quiet

baitshacks, earth worms, love.

Haiku a thon 2013 81-90

Haiku 81

But you're a good girl

you want to get nasty, Hey

Blurred lines. You want it.

Haiku 82

Versace love it

Versace Versace Oh

Miami mansion.

Haiku 82

My Medusa head

Stinging tentacles free swim

This gorgon lives on.

Haiku 83

We kiss, We fell, vain

I came like a wrecking ball

See boobs online now.

Haiku 84

I did walk away

In seven year intervals

Reinvent again.

Haiku 85

No dynasty here

I'm a patchwork quilt I

like unraveling.

Haiku 86

Struggle hard against

The tribe rules to overwhelm

But own yourself. Now.

Haiku 87

Crave danger and play

To live real is to suffer

Survival is truth.

Haiku 88

I so used to be

Snow White and I drifted far

I am bad so good.

Haiku 89

Trying to keep it real

I find I don't talk at all

Real is soul silence.

Haiku 90

Here we go, last 10

Two bottles of champagne done

I'm coherent truth.

Haiku a Thon 2013 == 71-80

Haiku 71

Baby Let it go

the past is your loss, let live
 kick it up a notch.

Haiku 72

Want a better sleep?

We all deserve a dark passage

of silence, wonder.

Haiku 73

Everybody knows that

Know it all, do it all , you

suck life out of joy.

Haiku 74

Publicity stunts

the sex tape acknowledged as

major career moves.

Haiku 75

Miley Cyrus has

tricked up the whole game, she's good

now to top all that....

Haiku 76

It's for her own good

My dad said, I also say

as she falls asleep.

Haiku 77

Started from bottom

now the whole team is here, Ugh

Just a reminder.

Haiku 78

Yo Yo Yo what up

ya'll, this Southern thing so thick

Chug that gravy real.

Haiku 79

On the true nature

of haters, they don't like joy

Smother them with it.

Haiku 80

Maybe they will , won't

You gotta drive, steer the wheel

Only you solve it.

Haiku a thon 2013 61-70

Haiku 61

A state of the heart

the roller coaster blew the fuse

of begging to live.

Haiku 62

Great great grandmother

my blood hears inanimate

things talk. Wish we could.

Haiku 63

Hello cheap champagne

We're the best of friends again

What happens here...SHHH..

Haiku 64

We made it 2013
New scars, new ideas, places found

It's Naked O'Clock.

Haiku 65

Bring out the chainsaw

there's a shark-nado ahead

It is a promise.

Haiku 66

All New Beginning

This year the man bun so ruled

Better than mullet.

Haiku 67

Resolution -what?

Stand up. Stand out. Stand in. Stand

for something with heart.

Haiku 68

Amped up pug hears sound

fireworks pop, she woofs, she walks

the bunnies settle.

Haiku 69

I won an award

it was international

yet local? silence.

Haiku 70

Mental state in flux

creative impulse compells

Suck it Prozac.Hard.

Haiku a thon 2014 51-60

Haiku 51

Eat Dictionary

Consume a languid latin

Name world pretty things.

Haiku 52

Become transcendent

the voice said as I fell hard

5 inch platforms gone.

Haiku 53

I miss being on knees

gardening one with the earth

praying one with God.

Haiku 54

He should not belief

a word I said, because I'm

broken like curfew.

Haiku 55

Dear eHarmony

Passion ignited by feelings

restraining order.

Haiku 56

Inaccesible.

she drags everything down hard

toothpicks to build with.

Haiku 57

YOU! Femininism

I took it McDonald's style

when it was a map.

Haiku 58

Was she willing to hear

the same old story or did

she write on her skin.

Haiku 59

Friedrich Nietzche says

I before e for me, yes

and Budwieser. See?

Haiku 60

What doesn't kill us

makes us rant, whine, scream,cry, WINE

the bottle says- Quiet.

Haiku A thon 32-50 2013....

Haiku 32

Hell in hand basket

You would think it would not fit

Television screen.

Haiku 33
The woo hoo mermaid
Margarita mama dance
More woo for your hoo.

Haiku 34
Bad girl reformed. No...
Reformulated road trip
The wild side is mine.

Haiku 35
In the sharp edged dream
The most beautiful day - yes
It was mine, all mine.

Haiku 36
I lovingly say
Your heart is no bullshit zone
He writes from temple.

Haiku 37
Liquor on my mind
Jewel tones soft whispers life
Beguiling as shoes.

Haiku 38
I'm not the person I was
I tested all that lipstick
My shade is alone.

Haiku 39

Chasing dragon fastqq

I feel the burn, it's lost breath
There is no found here.

Haiku 40
At this point in life

My best friends are fragments




Dreams, warnings, tears, loss.

Haiku 41
I'd much rather be
A cautionary cocktail
Shaken, stirred and now.

Haiku 42
I'm just not that girl
The sweet look and laugh, smooth hair
I'm the car's skid marks.

Haiku 43
A room of strangers
Is an electrical field
Of caged live poetry.


Haiku 44

You are mad at me

You forget I'm more like wine
Friction, roses, mourns.

Haiku 45
Mustard on your face
I never loved anything greater
Than our last hotdog.

Haiku 46
I'm a moody itch

Persephone. Medusa.

Mary Magdalene.

Haiku 47
Chilling at Skinny's
I was here once with loved man,
Haunted barstool zone.

Haiku 48
My resolution
Is simply Don't Quit. Don't QUIT.
There's merlot for that.

Haiku 49
A-pear-rently this
Naked moment of hugging
Organic manic.

Haiku 50

What the cold beer said
Stay. False prophets are righteous.
Love is more liquid.

Haiku A Thon 2013 21-31

Haiku 21

Inspiration point

this Librarian is not

old school. Focal point.

Haiku 22

This vodka says things

Like more, like naked, like strip.

It says my blood sings.

Haiku 23

You there sweet merlot

Let's wine out this bitter next

let's be strangers-nude.

Haiku 24

The last time I drank

Tequila..glass window
 showed

Girl gone wild...and SOME.

Haiku 25

Rum runners steal time

giving back wild sunshine laughs

barstool as wisdom.

Haiku 26

Dancing home wiggling

Socially accepted moves

Police woman doubts.

Haiku 27

You're a bad, bad girl.

I'm a bad girl, she wiggles

and wags. She is love.

Haiku 28

It is so ghetto

what a sensation, a word

you should live, to use.

Haiku 29

Kicked me in the nuts

I can't imagine that yell

They are so so frail.

Haiku 30
This solo walk sings
an old song from the crossroads
make me an offer.

Haiku 31

Here a nip slip...there

a nip slip, slippy nippy

stay out of photos.

RhondaK Poem A Day - NaPoWriMo: Haiku a thon 2013 11-20

RhondaK Poem A Day - NaPoWriMo: Haiku a thon 2013 11-20: Haiku 11 Let's live defiant Against the bad all around Negate hate with joy. Haiku 12 Geeks seek leaks right now Super hackers ...

Haiku a thon 2013 11-20

Haiku 11
Let's live defiant
Against the bad all around
Negate hate with joy.


Haiku 12
Geeks seek leaks right now
Super hackers on speed dial
Big Bang therapy.


Haiku 13
easy to be blue
Take your turquoise blend with mint
Round waves to play in

Haiku 14
Can I be that man?
It isn't a question asked
It's a prophecy.


Haiku 15
I got you, I do
He balanced the wrench, palm up
Bounced it. Flipped it. Lied.

Haiku 16
She smells like Fritos
But she's sneaky freaky bad
Pugs don't do diets.


Haiku 17
The mission's purpose
Left no room for survival
She went anyway.

Haiku 18
I came for free beer
But I stayed for table dance
..under the table.

Haiku 19
I worked with life coach
She built me strict to do lists
She pulled my threads tight.

Haiku 20
It's straight up gorgeous
This house of paws and noses
Claws around my heart.

Haiku a thon 2013...end of year Haiku 1- 10

Haiku 1

I am like the sea
I am not a soul at rest
I thunder. I roll.

Haiku 2

Bible goes Walmart
Duck Dynasty brings back beard
In more ways than one.

Haiku 3

Be the change my friend

I am challenged to find peace

in this tangled road.

Haiku 4

Mapping my torso

forgets its breaths, its gasps, heart

keeps breasts as poems past.

Haiku 5

Alan, this promise

of haunting me, jail tattoos

The boat sunk like us.

Haiku 6

I found my first porn

in a ditch of bad water,

road kill, old tires, beer.

Haiku 7

Knight of rods or wands

passion, lust, action, impulse

Act first, think later.

Haiku 8

The woman within

is a frustrated warrior

fighting to act right.

Haiku 9

The pug snores so loud

the rabbit's ears jello shake,

I smile, she rumbles.

Haiku 10

Life as Paint drying

The staggered nature of now

water can revive.